The Cuphead Fandom (TFM S2 Debut) by KirbehClobbah1, literature
Literature
The Cuphead Fandom (TFM S2 Debut)
Welcome to the first issue of The Fandom Menace's second season, a series where I go over video game, book, movie, TV show, or cartoon fandoms! This issue: Cuphead! For those of you who have been hiding under a rock for 6 years, Cuphead is a game about 2 guys with mugs for heads named Cuphead and Mugman (take a shot everytime I say Cup, head, or mug). They gamble, do some shit with the devil, get some souls, kick the devil's ass, and returned said souls. Fairly simple. But the game HASN'T EVEN BEEN OUT FOR A WEEK and it has a fandom. WHY!? WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME, INTERNET GODS!? There is ALREADY an AU, there are SHIPS GALORE, including the
Basic field guide to memers by KirbehClobbah1, literature
Literature
Basic field guide to memers
The Jokicus Meemicae, also known as Memers or 4Channers, are a subspecies of the Intacae Jokstacar, also known as the troll.
Anatomy
Memers often have multicolored designs on their torso, brown facial hair, and a design resembling glasses on their face. They have a diverse weight range, being as light as 99 pounds or as heavy as 500 pounds. They are about as intelligent as the average teenage male, even knowing human language. They are the only known species smarter than the dolphin.
Eating habits
Memers eat anything edible they can find. Except one species of memer, the Toxicaus Trollicae, also known as the Tocksik. These feed on the hap
Most Lives Matter: a poem on politics by KirbehClobbah1, literature
Literature
Most Lives Matter: a poem on politics
Black lives matter
White lives matter
Hispainic lives matter
Arab lives matter
Dog lives matter
Cat lives matter
Republican lives matter
Democrat lives matter
American lives matter
British lives matter
French lives matter
German lives matter
Mexican lives matter
Canadian lives matter
The only lives that don't matter...
BLM lives don't matter.
White supremicist lives don't matter
Kim dynasty lives don't matter
Neo-Nazi lives don't matter
SJW lives don't matter
And finally...
Those 3% of climatologists that don't believe in global warming...
Don't matter
Actually, scratch the latter:
They do sorta matter
The Unofficial Novilation Of The Bee Movie by KirbehClobbah1, literature
Literature
The Unofficial Novilation Of The Bee Movie
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect re
The Cuphead Fandom (TFM S2 Debut) by KirbehClobbah1, literature
Literature
The Cuphead Fandom (TFM S2 Debut)
Welcome to the first issue of The Fandom Menace's second season, a series where I go over video game, book, movie, TV show, or cartoon fandoms! This issue: Cuphead! For those of you who have been hiding under a rock for 6 years, Cuphead is a game about 2 guys with mugs for heads named Cuphead and Mugman (take a shot everytime I say Cup, head, or mug). They gamble, do some shit with the devil, get some souls, kick the devil's ass, and returned said souls. Fairly simple. But the game HASN'T EVEN BEEN OUT FOR A WEEK and it has a fandom. WHY!? WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME, INTERNET GODS!? There is ALREADY an AU, there are SHIPS GALORE, including the
Basic field guide to memers by KirbehClobbah1, literature
Literature
Basic field guide to memers
The Jokicus Meemicae, also known as Memers or 4Channers, are a subspecies of the Intacae Jokstacar, also known as the troll.
Anatomy
Memers often have multicolored designs on their torso, brown facial hair, and a design resembling glasses on their face. They have a diverse weight range, being as light as 99 pounds or as heavy as 500 pounds. They are about as intelligent as the average teenage male, even knowing human language. They are the only known species smarter than the dolphin.
Eating habits
Memers eat anything edible they can find. Except one species of memer, the Toxicaus Trollicae, also known as the Tocksik. These feed on the hap
Most Lives Matter: a poem on politics by KirbehClobbah1, literature
Literature
Most Lives Matter: a poem on politics
Black lives matter
White lives matter
Hispainic lives matter
Arab lives matter
Dog lives matter
Cat lives matter
Republican lives matter
Democrat lives matter
American lives matter
British lives matter
French lives matter
German lives matter
Mexican lives matter
Canadian lives matter
The only lives that don't matter...
BLM lives don't matter.
White supremicist lives don't matter
Kim dynasty lives don't matter
Neo-Nazi lives don't matter
SJW lives don't matter
And finally...
Those 3% of climatologists that don't believe in global warming...
Don't matter
Actually, scratch the latter:
They do sorta matter
The Unofficial Novilation Of The Bee Movie by KirbehClobbah1, literature
Literature
The Unofficial Novilation Of The Bee Movie
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect re
KirbehClobbah's How tos: Being A Good LPer by KirbehClobbah1, journal
KirbehClobbah's How tos: Being A Good LPer
Do your Let's Plays suck? Do they have horrible video quality? Then follow this easy guide!
DISCLAIMER: All of my how tos are satire and therefore not supposed taken seriously.
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First, pick a game. What's that? All the games you actually enjoy aren't popular? Then play what everyone else is playing! As of October 8th, Cuphead or PUBG would get you quick views. But make sure to get most of the practice done off-screen and just lie to you viewers about it! They'll think you are a pro at all games!
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The Cuphead Fandom (TFM S2 Debut) by KirbehClobbah1, literature
Literature
The Cuphead Fandom (TFM S2 Debut)
Welcome to the first issue of The Fandom Menace's second season, a series where I go over video game, book, movie, TV show, or cartoon fandoms! This issue: Cuphead! For those of you who have been hiding under a rock for 6 years, Cuphead is a game about 2 guys with mugs for heads named Cuphead and Mugman (take a shot everytime I say Cup, head, or mug). They gamble, do some shit with the devil, get some souls, kick the devil's ass, and returned said souls. Fairly simple. But the game HASN'T EVEN BEEN OUT FOR A WEEK and it has a fandom. WHY!? WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME, INTERNET GODS!? There is ALREADY an AU, there are SHIPS GALORE, including the
A Basic Field Guide to the Social Justice Warrior by Agawaer, literature
Literature
A Basic Field Guide to the Social Justice Warrior
Social justice warriors are members of the family Shakius Graspus Realitus, a group of carnivorous herd animals closely related to the common cow. SJWs are indigenous to the North American and European continents, where an unusually moderate and comfortable climate has allowed their populations to flourish. The species of SJW do not thrive outside of these habitats, as competitive and harsh environments are not conducive to their reproduction.
For the naturalist who wishes to observe the SJW in its indigenous environment, they can be found congregating in great numbers at Wi-Fi hotspots, coffee shops, and the Washington Post.
Etymology
The
The Fangirl Defence Squad by KirbehClobbah1, journal
The Fangirl Defence Squad
The time has come... the fangirls got me... I need YOU to carry on the FDS's legacy of curing the fangirls... here, take a spellbook and a woomy gun. The woomy gun shoots inklings that have splattershots. If you happen to defeat or cure a Sans Fangirl your spellbooks will merge, giving you Sans's abilities (minus the sick glowing eye) for five minutes if you say the magic word, but I have not killed or cured a SF so I wouldn't know. SF are well-rounded when it comes to combat, but they cannot stand each other. They would only team up if it's an emergency. FNaF fangirls use suits of armor for protection. They often fistfight or ram into enemie
WARNING: THIS IS A JOKE. DO NOT ACTUALLY TAKE MY ADVICE CUZ IF YOU DO THAT'S YOU'RE JUST GONNA MAKE A MARY SUE
Ya wanna be an OC master like me? Well ya came to the right place! First you need a base. Find an actually good artist who made some bases because they were bored. Remember to not credit the basemaker! Then, you draw what their species is. Make it defy math and logic, by making it, for example, 1/2 human 1/2 neko 1/2 demon 1/2 angel 1/2 cat and 1/2 dog, this is just an example, you can make it whatever species ya want! Next, a shirt. Make the shirt a bunch of eye-bleeding colors that contrast with each other, do the same except with
Ya want journals and joke art? Ya came to the right place! Since I'm not very artistic, I make joke art so I dont have to learn how to draw! Also, I am very sensitive to mature content, partial nudity, offensive artwork, and I'm not afraid to be serious if I have to! Fun fact: I hate fetish art. Mainly because there is a fetish that involves killing people in the most brutal way possible and it made me fear that someone will chop me up with a chainsaw and crusify me...
Do your Let's Plays suck? Do they have horrible video quality? Then follow this easy guide!
DISCLAIMER: All of my how tos are satire and therefore not supposed taken seriously.
----------------------------------STEP ONE--------------------------------------
First, pick a game. What's that? All the games you actually enjoy aren't popular? Then play what everyone else is playing! As of October 8th, Cuphead or PUBG would get you quick views. But make sure to get most of the practice done off-screen and just lie to you viewers about it! They'll think you are a pro at all games!
----------------------------------STEP TWO--------------------------
People seem to think that if you:
Heavily reference
Use a digital program
Use bases
You aren't a real artist. Now that depends on your definition of "artist" but I believe anything with effort put into it is art. Originality does not exist. We have done everything when it comes to art, you expect them to be able to know what to draw with mind only? Let's say I want to draw my kitten. I would take a picture of my kitten and use it as a reference. So would that make me "not a real artist"? Next is bases. I may have bashed bases in the past, but if used correctly, its hard to tell if they even used a base. Let's take a somewhat small youtuber I